"Chris, you keep us safe from zombies while we fight Freddy Kreuger in our dreams." - Steve

"Are any of you important?" - Chris

"I don't think I've ever felt that awkward in a DQ before." - Chris

"If memory serves, that quarterstaff was a broom handle." - Luke

"These zombies are outside my comfort zone." - Chris

"You cannot go there, there is a bear." - James


"I can't hear what you're saying, please imagine a rabbit with a pancake on its head." - Matt.

"I don't know if you've been electrocuted before, I'm assuming a few times." - James, to Chris

"I just got bitchslapped by a birch." - Joe

"I named my knife Sally. I talk to her sometimes." -Matt

"A bat with Force powers - size matters not!" - Steve

"Your goat succeeds in dealing 1 damage, but is now on fire." - James

"I assume the snake parts will understand!" - Mark

"Damn it, disembodied voice of James! This is serious!" - Mark

"This is the third worst time that I've been stabbed!" - James

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